It's been a great semester with the Chimes -- especially the chance to write my very own health and fitness column, since I'm such an expert in the field anyway.
Gail, who typically assists me in choosing a subject for health and fitness, was throwing around some ideas for my final column EVER (since I'll be going to Costa Rica next semester). Here were our top 8 ideas.
1. Ingrown toenails: how to cure the problem with just a switchblade and scalpel
2. Warts: treatments involving duct tape (Gail has firsthand experience here)
3. Halitosis: alternative breathing techniques to use after garlic fries
4. Mono: how to save your relationship when you've got the kissing disease
5. Athlete's foot: how to put the fun back in fungus
6. Psoriasis: learn to embrace your chronic skin disorder by going sleeveless
7. "Bacne" (back+acne): hints for bacne-friendly swimwear
8. Lice: advanced dorm fumigation techniques
1 comment:
Maybe you could combine them. For instance,combine the scalpel and ingrown grossness and the wart. I had a planter's wart one time and the dr. just gave me a scalpel and told me to dig it out everyday until I got it all. As far as athlete's foot goes, everybody knows that you cure that by peeing in the shower. They even sell a lot of cremes with chemically synthetic urea in them.
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